Smart-thinking smartass.

I’ve been writing copy of all sorts for more than 20 years. I’ve got lots of other work that is either too old or too embarrassing to include here, so if you’re looking for something in particular that you don’t find, just let me know.

More about me? Okay.
Born and raised in MN, I’m among the unicorns who have actually lived in other states. I’m a huge baseball fan and an even huger Minnesota Twins fan. In fact, I’m currently employed very, very part-time as a Tour Guide at Target Field. So many nerdy facts!

When not at Twins games, I might be found at a live music show, eating banana Laffy Taffys, writing sit-coms and movie scripts, spoiling my 16 nieces and nephews or freaking myself out with true crime stories. (P.S., it’s always the spouse.)